But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
7 quotes from Mary Astell
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
78 other quotes from Voltaire
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
5 quotes from Abigail Adams
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
78 other quotes from Voltaire
In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.
39 other thoughts from Robert Louis Stevenson
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
32 quotes from Martin Luther
Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.
52 other sayings from George Eliot
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.
39 other quotes from Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.
39 quotes from Robert Louis Stevenson
Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.
52 quotes from George Eliot
Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.
39 wisdom & wit from Robert Louis Stevenson
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
74 quotes from Winston Churchill
The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
14 more quotes from Hedy Lamarr
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
32 quotes from Martin Luther
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
25 thoughts from C. S. Lewis
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
98 other quotes from Mark Twain
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
68 quotes from Samuel Butler
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
21 quotes from Jane Austen
I prepare myself for rehearsals like I would for marriage.
3 views from Maria Callas
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
3 other views from Sam Levenson
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
75 quotes from Benjamin Disraeli
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
21 wisdom & wit from Jane Austen
It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
46 sayings from George Santayana
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
4 sayings from Ellen Key
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
8 views from Stephen Leacock
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
68 quotes from Samuel Butler
More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
9 sayings from Rainer Maria Rilke
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
75 more quotes from Benjamin Disraeli
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 wisdom & wit from Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
23 sayings from Helen Rowland
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
29 thoughts from W. Somerset Maugham
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
7 quotes from Joey Adams
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 wisdom & wit from Eddie Cantor
Books and marriage go ill together.
15 thoughts from Moliere
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
10 wisdom & wit from William Congreve
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
10 other thoughts from Tertullian
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
3 quotes from Francis Picabia
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
5 more quotes from Franz Schubert
I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage.
8 other wisdom & wit from Jane Seymour
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
23 other wisdom & wit from Helen Rowland
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.
23 thoughts from Helen Rowland
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
96 thoughts from Benjamin Franklin
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
15 quotes from Moliere
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.
23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
30 views from Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
29 more wisdom & wit from W. Somerset Maugham
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
2 other views from Eddie Cantor
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
7 other thoughts from Joey Adams
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
5 quotes from Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.
96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin
When I get married, it'll be no secret.
19 quotes from Elvis Presley
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
96 thoughts from Benjamin Franklin
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
32 quotes from Michel de Montaigne
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
9 quotes from John Steinbeck
Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.
22 more quotes from Henry Adams
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
5 thoughts from Sacha Guitry
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
4 quotes from George Ade
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
32 views from Michel de Montaigne
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.
14 other wisdom & wit from Jessica Savitch
Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
3 quotes from Boris Pasternak
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
33 other quotes from Erma Bombeck
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
3 views from Les Dawson
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
32 quotes from Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
47 views from Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
6 quotes from Eva Gabor
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
32 quotes from Michel de Montaigne
One was never married, and that's his hell another is, and that's his plague.
4 more quotes from Robert Burton
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
4 sayings from Brendan Behan
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
10 other quotes from Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
10 views from Peter De Vries
The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.
5 wisdom & wit from Sacha Guitry
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
10 wisdom & wit from Peter De Vries
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
5 more quotes from Sacha Guitry
When undertaking marriage, everyone must be the judge of his own thoughts, and take counsel from himself.
13 quotes from Francois Rabelais
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.
6 other wisdom & wit from Phyllis McGinley
Marriage! Nothing else demands so much of a man.
11 thoughts from Henrik Ibsen
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
16 other sayings from Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
16 more views from Henny Youngman
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
18 more wisdom & wit from Joseph Campbell
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
21 thoughts from Bette Davis
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
21 quotes from Bette Davis
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
21 more quotes from Bette Davis
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
3 other quotes from Gerald Brenan
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.
11 views from Nicolas Chamfort
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
81 other quotes from William Shakespeare
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
12 thoughts from Thornton Wilder
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
2 quotes from George Jessel
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.
27 more quotes from Leonardo da Vinci
Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.
4 thoughts from Marvin Gaye
Marriage is the tomb of love.
4 other quotes from Giacomo Casanova
Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
18 wisdom & wit from Washington Irving
Marriage, laws, the police, armies and navies are the mark of human incompetence.
2 other sayings from Dora Russell
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
20 quotes from Herbert Spencer
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
20 more wisdom & wit from Herbert Spencer
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
42 quotes from Josh Billings
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
2 more quotes from George Jessel
Mama and Daddy King represent the best in manhood and womanhood, the best in a marriage, the kind of people we are trying to become.
4 sayings from Coretta Scott King
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
53 sayings from Honore de Balzac
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
5 views from Isadora Duncan
I married beneath me, all women do.
3 views from Nancy Astor
If I get married, I want to be very married.
14 sayings from Audrey Hepburn
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
23 more quotes from E. W. Howe
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
52 quotes from Gilbert K. Chesterton
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
53 other quotes from Honore de Balzac
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.
23 other views from E. W. Howe
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
53 views from Honore de Balzac
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
53 other quotes from Honore de Balzac
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
14 sayings from Joseph Joubert
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
53 other sayings from Honore de Balzac
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
43 wisdom & wit from Alexander Pope
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
8 other quotes from Bobby Darin
To me, marriage is partly a religious thing and I'm not religious.
5 quotes from Alastair Campbell
What is marriage but prostitution to one man instead of many?
3 more thoughts from Angela Carter
Either marriage is a destiny, I believe, or there is no sense in it at all, it's a piece of humbug.
7 quotes from Max Frisch
Marriage, like death, is a debt we owe to nature.
3 other views from Julia Ward Howe
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
18 more sayings from Pearl S. Buck
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
21 wisdom & wit from Mignon McLaughlin
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
53 sayings from Marilyn Monroe
Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men.
53 sayings from Marilyn Monroe
Most of these alternative arrangements, so-called, arise out of the ruins of marriages, not as an improvement of old fashioned marriage.
20 more wisdom & wit from Christopher Lasch
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
59 sayings from Elbert Hubbard
Nothing in life is as good as the marriage of true minds between man and woman. As good? It is life itself.
18 other thoughts from Pearl S. Buck
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.
2 more quotes from John Gay
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
58 wisdom & wit from Henry Ward Beecher
For after my marriage I had made various attempts to write fiction. They were clearly failures.
3 views from Mary Augusta Ward
It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership.
3 quotes from Mary Augusta Ward
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
14 quotes from Andre Maurois
A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
14 more wisdom & wit from Andre Maurois
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
14 quotes from Andre Maurois
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
5 other sayings from Red Skelton
Art is a marriage of the conscious and the unconscious.
24 quotes from Jean Cocteau
I adore the theater and I am a painter. I think the two are made for a marriage of love. I will give all my soul to prove this once more.
5 other quotes from Marc Chagall
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
115 quotes from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.
115 thoughts from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
115 wisdom & wit from George Bernard Shaw
Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued.
4 quotes from Robert Graves
One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance.
9 sayings from Iris Murdoch
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
3 views from Finley Peter Dunne
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
115 other quotes from George Bernard Shaw
Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.
12 quotes from Franz Kafka
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
5 other quotes from Will Cuppy
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
8 wisdom & wit from Jeremy Taylor
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
31 quotes from Mae West
It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.
4 other sayings from Guy de Maupassant
Let a man do what he will by a single woman, the world is encouragingly apt to think Marriage a sufficient amends.
22 other sayings from Samuel Richardson
Love before marriage is absolutely necessary.
22 quotes from Samuel Richardson
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
31 wisdom & wit from Mae West
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
14 quotes from Ogden Nash
Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.
8 wisdom & wit from Jeremy Taylor
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
26 quotes from Jean de la Bruyere
Never again! I can see no reason for marriage - ever at all. I've had it. Three times is enough.
5 quotes from Ingrid Bergman
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
14 more wisdom & wit from Ogden Nash
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
63 more quotes from Samuel Johnson
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
60 thoughts from H. L. Mencken
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
60 quotes from H. L. Mencken
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
9 quotes from J. B. Priestley
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.
60 other views from H. L. Mencken
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
2 more wisdom & wit from A. P. Herbert
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
2 quotes from A. P. Herbert
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
15 quotes from Cyril Connolly
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
60 more wisdom & wit from H. L. Mencken
But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating.
2 more wisdom & wit from Linda McCartney
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
7 thoughts from Jean Giraudoux
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
100 quotes from Oscar Wilde
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
100 more quotes from Oscar Wilde
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
2 other views from Lewis Grizzard
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
103 quotes from Friedrich Nietzsche
Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred.
6 views from William O. Douglas
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
29 thoughts from Groucho Marx
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.
13 other thoughts from Jean Rostand
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office.
6 other thoughts from Rutherford B. Hayes
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
100 other views from Oscar Wilde
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
29 wisdom & wit from Groucho Marx
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
24 more wisdom & wit from Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
100 more thoughts from Oscar Wilde
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
100 thoughts from Oscar Wilde
I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both.
2 wisdom & wit from Catherine Helen Spence