My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 views from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 more wisdom & wit from Samuel Pepys
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 sayings from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 other thoughts from Henry Fielding
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 other quotes from Honore de Balzac
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 quotes from Anne Baxter
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 other quotes from Joseph Addison
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 views from James M. Barrie
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 more thoughts from Christopher Morley
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 more wisdom & wit from William Feather
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 views from Groucho Marx
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 other wisdom & wit from Groucho Marx
O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 other sayings from Helen Hunt Jackson
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 more wisdom & wit from Friedrich Schiller
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 quotes from Oliver Goldsmith
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 quotes from Charles Simmons
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 quotes from Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 quotes from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 views from James Thurber
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 quotes from Eddie Cantor
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 thoughts from Helen Rowland
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 more quotes from Lord Byron
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 quotes from Jane Seymour
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 more sayings from Lord Byron
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 thoughts from Ethel Merman
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 views from John Heywood
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 quotes from Helen Rowland