Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
33 quotes from Erma Bombeck
One half who graduate from college never read another book.
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This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
16 other views from Henny Youngman
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.
46 thoughts from John F. Kennedy
God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
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I'm not impressed by someone's degree... I'm impressed by them making movies.
5 quotes from Richard King
Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.
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