Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

graduation

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

One half who graduate from college never read another book.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

I'm not impressed by someone's degree... I'm impressed by them making movies.

Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.