It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
A hard man is good to find.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
A man's kiss is his signature.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?