Quotes & anectdotes from
the wise,
the foolish,
the courageous &
the drunk

dating

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?