Quotes & anectdotes from
the wise,
the foolish,
the courageous &
the drunk

fatherhood

The child is father of the man.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them.

My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.

Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned by that which charmed their fathers.

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.

Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.

I would never have done what I'd done if I'd considered my father as somebody I wanted to please.

I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much.

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.

My father wants me to be like my brother, but I can't be.

Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.

I wasn't anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.

My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house.

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.

The most important influence in my childhood was my father.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family - the provider for all, and the enemy of all.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

I stopped loving my father a long time ago. What remained was the slavery to a pattern.

There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.

But the love of adventure was in father's blood.

As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation.

My father... had sharper eyes than the rest of our people.

I feel that marrying younger and being quite a young dad helped me with the stability of my career.

Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.

My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.

My father was something of a rainbow-chaser.

I pressed my father's hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life. My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?