Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

Authors by Name: C

James Branch Cabell (2)

Patriotism is the religion of hell.

Herb Caen (2)

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

Julius Caesar (12)

I love the name of honor, more than I fear death.

John Cage (4)

We are involved in a life that passes understanding and our highest business is our daily life.

Abraham Cahan (6)

Be modest, humble, simple. Control your anger.

Alexander Calder (2)

I paint with shapes.

Taylor Caldwell (10)

People are scared to death of dying. I am the opposite.

Maria Callas (3)

I don't need the money, dear. I work for art.

Cab Calloway (2)

90%, 100% are going there to hear the singing. The story is another thing. Nobody's interested in the story. Happiness is happiness.

Jeanne Calment (3)

Death doesn't frighten me now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.

John Calvin (7)

Is it faith to understand nothing, and merely submit your convictions implicitly to the Church?

John Cameron (6)

I am now almost certain that we need more radiation for better health.

Joseph Campbell (18)

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

Alastair Campbell (5)

My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.

Albert Camus (52)

Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful.

Elias Canetti (6)

He who is obsessed by death is made guilty by it.

George Canning (3)

A steady patriot of the world alone, The friend of every country but his own.

Jimmy Cannon (2)

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

Eddie Cantor (2)

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Robert Capa (2)

I hope to stay unemployed as a war photographer till the end of my life.

Karel Capek (2)

Wherever on this planet ideals of personal freedom and dignity apply, there you will find the cultural inheritance of England.

Truman Capote (4)

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Al Capp (4)

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Thomas Carlyle (58)

Doubt, of whatever kind, can be ended by action alone.

Stokely Carmichael (8)

We had no more courage than Harriet Tubman or Marcus Garvey had in their times. We just had a more vulnerable enemy.

Marcel Carne (2)

It's nice to know that people appreciate and respect you.

Andrew Carnegie (13)

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Dale Carnegie (21)

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude.

Alexis Carrel (5)

The love of beauty in its multiple forms is the noblest gift of the human cerebrum.

Lewis Carroll (7)

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Angela Carter (3)

In a secular age, an authentic miracle must purport to be a hoax, in order to gain credit in the world.

Joyce Cary (4)

The will is never free - it is always attached to an object, a purpose. It is simply the engine in the car - it can't steer.

Pablo Casals (3)

The art of interpretation is not to play what is written.

Giacomo Casanova (4)

It is only necessary to have courage, for strength without self-confidence is useless.

Robert Casey (5)

Legal abortion will never rest easy on this nation's conscience.

Carlos Castaneda (2)

A man of knowledge lives by acting, not by thinking about acting.

Carlos Castenada (2)

A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees and knows.

Willa Cather (9)

Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen.

Catherine the Great (6)

I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all.

Richard Cecil (2)

The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.

Paul Cezanne (23)

I ask you to pray for me, for once age has overtaken us, we find consolation only in religion.

Marc Chagall (5)

Great art picks up where nature ends.

Joshua Chamberlain (2)

We know not of the future and cannot plan for it much.

Neville Chamberlain (2)

I believe it is peace in our time.

Oswald Chambers (5)

You will never cease to be the most amazed person on earth at what God has done for you on the inside.

Nicolas Chamfort (11)

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.

Raymond Chandler (8)

An age which is incapable of poetry is incapable of any kind of literature except the cleverness of a decadence.

Coco Chanel (16)

A woman has the age she deserves.

William Ellery Channing (11)

Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin (5)

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it.

Charlie Chaplin (11)

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.

John Jay Chapman (3)

Good government is the outcome of private virtue.

Geoffrey Chaucer (6)

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

Cesar Chavez (3)

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.

John Cheever (9)

I can't write without a reader. It's precisely like a kiss - you can't do it alone.

Anton Chekhov (19)

We learn about life not from plusses alone, but from minuses as well.

Gilbert K. Chesterton (52)

All architecture is great architecture after sunset perhaps architecture is really a nocturnal art, like the art of fireworks.

Lydia M. Child (3)

Childhood itself is scarcely more lovely than a cheerful, kindly, sunshiny old age.

Agatha Christie (4)

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Winston Churchill (74)

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

John Ciardi (6)

Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.

Emile M. Cioran (18)

Life inspires more dread than death - it is life which is the great unknown.

James Freeman Clarke (4)

Conscience is the root of all true courage if a man would be brave let him obey his conscience.

John Clayton (4)

Between 1910 and 1950 approximately 350 lives of Jesus were published in the English language alone.

Eldridge Cleaver (2)

History could pass for a scarlet text, its jot and title graven red in human blood.

Georges Clemenceau (2)

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.

Grover Cleveland (6)

Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government.

Patsy Cline (4)

Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!

Irvin S. Cobb (3)

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

Ty Cobb (3)

Don't come home a failure.

William Cobbett (2)

Happiness, or misery, is in the mind. It is the mind that lives.

Richard Cobden (3)

But it is my happiness to be half Welsh, and that the better half.

Jacqueline Cochran (3)

It comes with faith, for with complete faith there is no fear of what faces you in life or death.

Jean Cocteau (24)

An artist cannot speak about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture.

Edward Coke (2)

The home to everyone is to him his castle and fortress, as well for his defence against injury and violence, as for his repose.

Frank Moore Colby (3)

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.

Nat King Cole (2)

Only time, education and plenty of good schooling will make anti-segregation work.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge (24)

The principle of the Gothic architecture is infinity made imaginable.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette (9)

One keeps forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave.

Jeremy Collier (4)

True courage is a result of reasoning. A brave mind is always impregnable.

Robert Collier (9)

People blame their environment. There is only one person to blame - and only one - themselves.

Michael Collins (2)

I knew I was alone in a way that no earthling has ever been before.

Charles Caleb Colton (30)

He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will know how they are.

Christopher Columbus (5)

No one should fear to undertake any task in the name of our Saviour, if it is just and if the intention is purely for His holy service.

Arthur Holly Compton (2)

My first feeling about the paper and the attitude is that it is absurd.

William Congreve (10)

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

Cyril Connolly (15)

Classical and romantic: private language of a family quarrel, a dead dispute over the distribution of emphasis between man and nature.

Joseph Conrad (14)

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

Charles Horton Cooley (5)

An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one.

Calvin Coolidge (17)

Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business.

Anna Julia Cooper (2)

The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect, a party or a class-it is the cause of human kind, the very birthright of humanity.

Nicolaus Copernicus (3)

For it is the duty of an astronomer to compose the history of the celestial motions through careful and expert study.

Le Corbusier (5)

A house is a machine for living in.

Pierre Corneille (15)

Oh rage! Oh despair! Oh age, my enemy!

Barry Cornwall (3)

O human beauty, what a dream art thou, that we should cast our life and hopes away on thee!

Howard Cosell (3)

After all, is football a game or a religion?

Gustave Courbet (2)

The expression of beauty is in direct ratio to the power of conception the artist has acquired.

Norman Cousins (15)

He who keeps his cool best wins.

Jacques Yves Cousteau (6)

The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man it is to know that and to wonder at it.

Noel Coward (3)

The higher the building the lower the morals.

William Cowper (12)

The earth was made so various, that the mind Of desultory man, studious of change, And pleased with novelty, might be indulged.

Frank Crane (2)

A good motto is: use friendliness but do not use your friends.

Quentin Crisp (8)

For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change.

Davy Crockett (5)

Heaven knows that I have done all that a mortal could do, to save the people, and the failure was not my fault, but the fault of others.

Herbert Croly (2)

Of course, Americans have no monopoly of patriotic enthusiasm and good faith.

Oliver Cromwell (5)

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry.

Aleister Crowley (4)

I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.

e. e. cummings (13)

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.

Imogen Cunningham (2)

I became kind of a drop-out in science after I came back to America. I wanted to photograph.

Will Cuppy (5)

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Marie Curie (4)

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

George William Curtis (6)

Anger is an expensive luxury in which only men of certain income can indulge.

Cyril Cusack (3)

Religion promotes the divine discontent within oneself, so that one tries to make oneself a better person and draw oneself closer to God.