A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. happiness
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. funny, marriage & respect
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. business
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. marriage
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life. great & romantic
I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. movies
In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star. business
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. funny
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. work
I've lost my faith in science. faith & science
Strong women only marry weak men. men & women
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. marriage
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? best & time
This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies. movies & work
Sex is God's joke on human beings. God
I work to stay alive. work
Old age is no place for sissies. age
Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. men & women
I've always liked men better than women. women