A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else. happiness
The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the movies. movies & work
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know. marriage
I've always liked men better than women. women
I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries. work
I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache. movies
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. marriage
In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star. business
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. funny, marriage & respect
Strong women only marry weak men. men & women
I've lost my faith in science. faith & science
Old age is no place for sissies. age
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business. business
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. funny
Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. men & women
This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. work
I work to stay alive. work
Sex is God's joke on human beings. God
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? best & time
Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life. great & romantic