Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
To give pain is the tyranny to make happy, the true empire of beauty.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion.
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.
A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.
It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?'
Faith - you can do very little with it, but you can do nothing without it.
For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
The want of money is the root of all evil.
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Theist and atheist: the fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
Every man's work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness.
Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
Let every man be true and every god a liar.
Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
The Athanasian Creed is to me light and intelligible reading in comparison with much that now passes for science.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
Death is only a larger kind of going abroad.
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. I you look at it to admire it, you are lost.
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst his reputation.
In law, nothing is certain but the expense.
Life is like music it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
To himself everyone is immortal he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
There is no such source of error as the pursuit of truth.
All truth is not to be told at all times.