Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

Authors by Name: A

Edward Abbey (10)

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Lascelles Abercrombie (3)

The reason can only be this: heroic poetry depends on an heroic age, and an age is heroic because of what it is, not because of what it does.

Ralph Abernathy (2)

Christians should be ready for a change because Jesus was the greatest changer in history.

Dean Acheson (4)

Always remember that the future comes one day at a time.

John Quincy Adams (7)

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.

Joey Adams (7)

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Samuel Adams (2)

We cannot make events. Our business is wisely to improve them.

Franklin P. Adams (8)

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

John Adams (18)

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Henry Adams (22)

The progress of evolution from President Washington to President Grant was alone evidence to upset Darwin.

James Truslow Adams (4)

Age acquires no value save through thought and discipline.

Ansel Adams (13)

Not everybody trusts paintings but people believe photographs.

Abigail Adams (5)

Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and diligence.

Maude Adams (2)

Don't be afraid of failure be afraid of petty success.

Jane Addams (2)

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men.

Joseph Addison (24)

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts old age is slow in both.

George Ade (4)

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Konrad Adenauer (4)

A thick skin is a gift from God.

Felix Adler (4)

For more than three thousand years men have quarreled concerning the formulas of their faith.

Stella Adler (2)

Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.

Alfred Adler (9)

Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy.

Theodor Adorno (26)

In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew.

Spiro T. Agnew (3)

A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government.

Shmuel Y. Agnon (2)

If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.

Howard Aiken (2)

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

Alvin Ailey (3)

Choreography is mentally draining, but there's a pleasure in getting into the studio with the dancers and the music.

Anna Akhmatova (2)

Courage: Great Russian word, fit for the songs of our children's children, pure on their tongues, and free.

Josef Albers (3)

Abstraction is real, probably more real than nature.

Amos Bronson Alcott (13)

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

Louisa May Alcott (10)

Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged.

Sholom Aleichem (3)

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Alexander Alekhine (3)

I believe that true beauty of chess is more than enough to satisfy all possible demands.

Samuel Alexander (3)

Both expectations and memories are more than mere images founded on previous experience.

Vittorio Alfieri (3)

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live.

Horatio Alger (2)

No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four years which have been spent within college walls.

Nelson Algren (2)

Literature is made upon any occasion that a challenge is put to the legal apparatus by conscience in touch with humanity.

Dante Alighieri (13)

Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild.

Fred Allen (13)

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Steve Allen (2)

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Gracie Allen (3)

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

James Lane Allen (2)

He who has conquered doubt and fear has conquered failure.

James Allen (12)

Whether you be man or woman you will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.

George Allen, Sr. (4)

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day.

Luther Allison (2)

I think I'm the most positive guy still going in my generation, and I'm out there to prove that.

B. R. Ambedkar (6)

I like the religion that teaches liberty, equality and fraternity.

William Ames (2)

Faith is the virtue by which, clinging-to the faithfulness of God, we lean upon him, so that we may obtain what he gives to us.

Henri Frederic Amiel (24)

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Hans Christian Andersen (3)

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.

Marian Anderson (3)

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether.

Ivo Andric (2)

If people would know how little brain is ruling the world, they would die of fear.

Jean Anouilh (14)

Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It's the aim of art to give it some.

Susan B. Anthony (14)

Failure is impossible.

Mary Antin (2)

On a royal birthday every house must fly a flag, or the owner would be dragged to a police station and be fined twenty-five rubles.

Marie Antoinette (2)

Let them eat cake.

Minna Antrim (4)

The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.

Thomas Aquinas (20)

The principal act of courage is to endure and withstand dangers doggedly rather than to attack them.

Elizabeth Arden (2)

Hold fast to youth and beauty.

Hannah Arendt (9)

To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough to make me ambitious.

Pietro Aretino (2)

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.

Richard Armour (3)

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Louis Armstrong (4)

What we play is life.

Matthew Arnold (8)

The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.

Roger Ascham (6)

By experience we find out a short way by a long wandering.

Arthur Ashe (10)

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight.

Isaac Asimov (16)

It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics.

Mary Astell (7)

Every Body has so good an Opinion of their own Understanding as to think their own way the best.

Nancy Astor (3)

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing.

W. H. Auden (21)

Now is the age of anxiety.

John James Audubon (3)

To have been torn from the study would have been as death my time was entirely occupied with art.

Augustine of Hippo (2)

Custom is second nature.

Marcus Aurelius (41)

Anger cannot be dishonest.

Sri Aurobindo (2)

Hidden nature is secret God.

Ausonius (3)

Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.

Jane Austen (21)

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.

Alfred Austin (3)

Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are.

Bill Ayers (2)

It's amazing where the paranoid mind can take you.