Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression.
The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.
There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.
It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it.
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
To be an ideal guest, stay at home.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer.
Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.