Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

E. W. Howe Novelist

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: May 3, 1853
  • Died: Oct 3, 1937

Edgar Watson Howe, sometimes referred to as E. W. Howe, was an American novelist and newspaper and magazine editor in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He was perhaps best known for his magazine, E.W. Howe's Monthly. Howe was well traveled and known for his sharp wit in his editorials.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. home

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it. men

One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself. respect

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope. hope

When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck. trust

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. marriage

To be an ideal guest, stay at home. home & New Year's Day

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have. music

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time. business

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it. great, life & work

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. death & men

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. men

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship. friendship

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. alone

It may be a cold, clammy thing to say, but those that treat friendship the same as any other selfishness seem to get the most out of it. friendship

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. war

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. home & mom

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. friendship

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better. friendship

If your faith is opposed to experience, to human learning and investigation, it is not worth the breath used in giving it expression. experience, faith & learning

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. good

A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country. religion

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married longer. anniversary & marriage