Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
33 sayings from Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
33 other thoughts from Erma Bombeck
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
29 quotes from Arthur Schopenhauer
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
16 more quotes from Henny Youngman
Medical physics is an applied area of physics.
6 views from John Cameron
There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958.
6 thoughts from John Cameron
I am sure that I have been much more useful to society as a medical physicist.
6 more views from John Cameron
I have devoted much time and energy to helping medical physics in developing countries.
6 quotes from John Cameron
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
3 thoughts from Edward Everett Hale
I was the Chair of the first department of medical physics in a medical school in the U.S.
6 quotes from John Cameron
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
15 views from Norman Cousins
Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey.
18 thoughts from Marcel Proust
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
50 thoughts from Napoleon Bonaparte
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
2 quotes from Alice James
I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.
10 quotes from Taylor Caldwell
I completed medical school at Loma Linda University School of Medicine in 1984.
3 more quotes from Samuel Wilson
The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
16 wisdom & wit from Denis Diderot
You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
5 wisdom & wit from Michael Landon
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.
2 other thoughts from Enid Bagnold
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
29 sayings from Groucho Marx
It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
3 more sayings from P. G. Wodehouse
If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
33 more sayings from Dwight D. Eisenhower
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
29 other quotes from Groucho Marx
And of course, identifying all human genes and proteins will have great medical significance.
2 quotes from Daniel Nathans
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.
98 more views from Mark Twain
Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.
3 wisdom & wit from Abbie Hoffman
I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.
3 thoughts from Ty Cobb
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
68 other quotes from Samuel Butler
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
68 views from Samuel Butler
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
19 thoughts from Anton Chekhov
The current medical records system is this: Room after room after room in a hospital filled with paper files.
2 quotes from Timothy Murphy
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
19 more wisdom & wit from Anton Chekhov
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
16 wisdom & wit from Isaac Asimov