Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
Change of fashion is the tax levied by the industry of the poor on the vanity of the rich.
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.
One must not hope to be more than one can be.
Nature never said to me: Do not be poor still less did she say: Be rich her cry to me was always: Be independent.
Preoccupation with money is the great test of small natures, but only a small test of great ones.
Society is composed of two great classes those who have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.
Living is a sickness to which sleep provides relief every sixteen hours. It's a palliative. The remedy is death.