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Will Cuppy Writer

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Aug 23, 1884
  • Died: Sep 19, 1949

William Jacob "Will" Cuppy was an American humorist and literary critic, known for his satirical books about nature and historical figures.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.