There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
33 more quotes from Erma Bombeck
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
26 quotes from Charles Dickens
I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah.
20 more wisdom & wit from William Tecumseh Sherman
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!
6 more wisdom & wit from Phyllis McGinley
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
8 more wisdom & wit from Dr. Seuss
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
16 quotes from Henny Youngman
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
2 quotes from Jimmy Cannon
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
18 quotes from Washington Irving
Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.
4 other wisdom & wit from John Clayton
I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia.
2 other quotes from David O. Selznick
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
11 more quotes from Norman Vincent Peale
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.
19 views from E. B. White
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
5 quotes from Edna Ferber
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
27 other wisdom & wit from Kin Hubbard
Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
5 sayings from Frances Wright
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
5 quotes from Charles Dudley Warner
If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check.
13 more views from Mahalia Jackson
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.
2 wisdom & wit from Paul Engle
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
4 views from Thomas Tusser
Christmas is over and Business is Business.
8 wisdom & wit from Franklin P. Adams
Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
6 sayings from Alexander Smith
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.
8 quotes from Stephen Leacock
Christmas... is not an external event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart.
2 quotes from Freya Stark
I've also just finished filming the role of Robert Brown in 'Just William,' which is due to transmit on BBC One at Christmas.
2 thoughts from Harry Melling
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 sayings from Ethel Merman
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
2 quotes from Victor Borge
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
96 quotes from Benjamin Franklin