Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

computers

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

There's my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.

Today, computers are almost second nature to most of us.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.