Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.
18 quotes from Joseph Campbell
There's my education in computers, right there this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.
2 quotes from Howard Aiken
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
7 other quotes from Alan Perlis
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
7 other quotes from Alan Perlis
Today, computers are almost second nature to most of us.
22 quotes from James Dyson
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
27 quotes from Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
27 other wisdom & wit from Dave Barry
It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
2 quotes from Mike Royko
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
13 sayings from Sydney J. Harris
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
29 sayings from Pablo Picasso
Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.
13 more quotes from Jean Rostand
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
16 thoughts from Isaac Asimov
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
16 quotes from Isaac Asimov