A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 more wisdom & wit from Charles Simmons
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 more wisdom & wit from Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 wisdom & wit from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 wisdom & wit from James Thurber
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 other quotes from Helen Rowland
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 other quotes from Eddie Cantor
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 quotes from John Heywood
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 quotes from Jane Seymour
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 more sayings from Ethel Merman
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 more wisdom & wit from Lord Byron
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 wisdom & wit from Lord Byron
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 other sayings from Helen Rowland
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 thoughts from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 quotes from Samuel Pepys
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 wisdom & wit from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 other thoughts from Henry Fielding
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 more quotes from James M. Barrie
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 sayings from Christopher Morley
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 quotes from Honore de Balzac
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 quotes from Anne Baxter
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 wisdom & wit from Joseph Addison
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 other wisdom & wit from William Feather
O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 sayings from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 other sayings from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 thoughts from Groucho Marx
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 views from Oliver Goldsmith
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 wisdom & wit from Friedrich Schiller