Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

wedding

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.

Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.

That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

O month when they who love must love and wed.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.