O month when they who love must love and wed.
6 other thoughts from Helen Hunt Jackson
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
29 quotes from Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
29 more quotes from Groucho Marx
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
29 more quotes from Friedrich Schiller
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
8 other thoughts from Oliver Goldsmith
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
14 more thoughts from Heinrich Heine
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
14 quotes from James Thurber
I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding.
17 more views from Sammy Davis, Jr.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
3 more sayings from Charles Simmons
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
36 sayings from Lord Byron
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
9 thoughts from Ethel Merman
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
36 quotes from Lord Byron
I love doing comedy. Absolutely love it. After 'Wedding Crashers,' people suddenly realized that it was something I could do.
8 more views from Jane Seymour
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
23 wisdom & wit from Helen Rowland
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
2 other sayings from John Heywood
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
2 other thoughts from Eddie Cantor
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
23 quotes from Helen Rowland
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
3 quotes from Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
4 quotes from Samuel Pepys
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
50 quotes from Robert Frost
When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager than the man, If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
5 views from Henry Fielding
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
15 other thoughts from Christopher Morley
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
13 quotes from James M. Barrie
A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
53 quotes from Honore de Balzac
My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
3 other quotes from Anne Baxter
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
24 quotes from Joseph Addison
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
22 other thoughts from William Feather