Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

dating

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.