Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

food

Progress would not have been the rarity it is if the early food had not been the late poison.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay at home.

The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

I do not know that any writer has supposed that on this earth man will ultimately be able to live without food.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

The class of citizens who provide at once their own food and their own raiment, may be viewed as the most truly independent and happy.

If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.

I became a fanatic about healthy food in 1944.

Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful they are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

I always made my food congenial to my constitution, and my health was always excellent.

Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry.

If music be the food of love, play on.

Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?

A house is no home unless it contain food and fire for the mind as well as for the body.

Many people submit to excessive appetites without realizing that they do not need to eat so much food.

Compassion is a call, a demand of nature, to relieve the unhappy as hunger is a natural call for food.

We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Justice requires that everyone should have enough to eat. But it also requires that everyone should contribute to the production of food.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

If food were free, why work?

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

In a drama of the highest order there is little food for censure or hatred it teaches rather self-knowledge and self-respect.

Quantity in food is more to be regarded than quality. A full meal is a great enemy both to study and industry.

Appetite, craving for food, is a constant and powerful stimulator of the gastric glands.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

The worst vice of the solitary is the worship of his food.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

We provide food that customers love, day after day after day. People just want more of it.

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.

When I get a little money I buy books and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

I don't have a dime left. I am dependent on my friends for food and a small old-age pension.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good.

Revenge is barren of itself: it is the dreadful food it feeds on its delight is murder, and its end is despair.

If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.

Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn't do soul food.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

We can no more do without spirituality than we can do without food, shelter, or clothing.

Facts are to the mind what food is to the body.

Beware the hobby that eats.

A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.

The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

To a historian libraries are food, shelter, and even muse.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love or exercise.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Our minds are like our stomaches they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetite.