Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

humor

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe it's a part of it.

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality good humor is an acceptance of it.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

I think I have always had a little humor.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.

From sixteen to twenty, all women, kept in humor by their hopes and by their attractions, appear to be good-natured.

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.

Humor is reason gone mad.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

We do not take humor seriously enough.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.