Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

diet

I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.

In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.

This cream will help one's nature strengthen and grow, The diet gives support in my decline.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I was elected to the Diet in the same way as at every parliamentary election.

I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.

The Diet was dissolved by a Reich Government decree.