A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
33 wisdom & wit from Erma Bombeck
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
2 quotes from Jackie Gleason
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
5 quotes from Oliver Reed
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means.
3 thoughts from Maimonides
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
43 views from Alexander Pope
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
15 views from Orson Welles
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
5 more quotes from Hattie McDaniel
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
31 more quotes from Mae West
I was elected to the Diet in the same way as at every parliamentary election.
4 sayings from Fritz Sauckel
I was member of the Diet as long as it existed, until May 1933.
4 sayings from Fritz Sauckel
The Diet was dissolved by a Reich Government decree.
4 more thoughts from Fritz Sauckel
In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
74 other quotes from Winston Churchill
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
19 more views from Jonathan Swift
I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions.
12 quotes from Gene Tierney
Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.
2 quotes from Helena Rubinstein
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.
30 wisdom & wit from Gustave Flaubert
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
5 quotes from Joe E. Lewis
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
2 sayings from Arthur Baer
This cream will help one's nature strengthen and grow, The diet gives support in my decline.
2 wisdom & wit from Du Fu