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Kin Hubbard Author

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Sep 1868
  • Died: Dec 26, 1930

Frank McKinney Hubbard was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard.

He was creator of the cartoon "Abe Martin of Brown County" which ran in U.S. newspapers from 1904 until his death in 1930, and was the originator of many political quips that remain in use. North American humorist Will Rogers reportedly declared Hubbard to be "America's greatest humorist."

The American playwright, screenwriter and journalist Lawrence Riley wrote the biographical play Kin Hubbard in his memory. It starred Tom Ewell and June Lockhart.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.