If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.
The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.