Be obscure clearly.
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it.
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance.
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19.
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.