All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.