Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.