Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. age
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. women
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. humor
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. women
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. humor
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess. future
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. food & wedding
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness. anger & fear
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. men
Love is what you've been through with somebody. love
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. funny
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep? fear
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man. truth
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? funny