Quotes and anectdotes from the wise to the foolish, and the courageous to the drunk

Wilson Mizner Playwright

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: May 19, 1876
  • Died: Apr 3, 1933

Wilson Mizner was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912. He was manager and co-owner of The Brown Derby restaurant in Los Angeles, California, and was affiliated with his brother, Addison Mizner, in a series of scams and picaresque misadventures that inspired Stephen Sondheim's musical Road Show.

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. death

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. wisdom

God help those who do not help themselves. God

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. best

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. power & women

Art is science made clear. art & science

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found. art

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. wisdom

Failure has gone to his head. failure

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. education, faith & respect