I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
At my age flowers scare me.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.