Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing? home, money & movies
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. morning
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words. change & money
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. truth
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. success
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. funny
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. movies & success
Please write music like Wagner, only louder. music
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. movies
Spare no expense to save money on this one. money
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job. truth
The harder I work, the luckier I get. work
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life. fear
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. intelligence
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting. war
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it. music