I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.