Quotes & anectdotes from
the wise,
the foolish,
the courageous &
the drunk

Oscar Levant Comedian

  • Gender: Male
  • Citizenship: United States
  • Born: Dec 27, 1906
  • Died: Aug 14, 1972

Oscar Levant was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was as famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, as for his music.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

politics

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

being alone

Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.

experience & happiness

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

being funny