If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. alone
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. life
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. Thanksgiving
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark. home
Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving! art, business, family, patriotism & religion
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. alone & funny