Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.