Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
art, best, business, being good & money
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
art, best, business, being good & money
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?
My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.